Tuesday 27 September 2016

It's Fishy. Very Fishy.

This was a short project me and my friend (Naninda) decided to do within two hours as a parody on the TV series 'My Strange Addiction'.

It talks about my surreal art style using synthesis to join human body parts and animals (mostly fish) and creating a really hilariously gross character.

My Strange Addiction

Rachel: My name is Rachel and I'm 17 years old and I live in Singapore and I'm addicted to drawing human-ish Fish.
(pause)

Rachel: I've been addicted to drawing human-like fishes since 2015. It was during art O Levels, but (small laughs), believe it or not, it didn't start with fishes.

(pause)

Rachel: It started with slugs. I hate molluscs and the art theme was insects and molluscs that year so that was what I did. I drew my fear and halfway through, the stress and coffee got to my head and I drew my face in the slugs.
Rachel: Then after that it begin to concentrate more on fishes. Maybe it was because I was a pisces, maybe it was because I was a mermaid.
Naninda: Her addiction worries me... Sometimes... it even scares me.
Narrator: Naninda had to take a break during the interview because she was triggered by the creepy drawings Rachel kept showing her. 

Naninda: She draw one called "Little Billy Wonders". It is the stuff of nightmares; it haunts me at night.
Narrator: Rachel has agreed to meet with a therapist to help with her addiction.

(pause)

Narrator: Dr Maddison Medicine is a professional angler and therapist here to help Rachel overcome her addiction. Dr Maddison Medicine has a PhD and the D stands for doritos.
Rachel: Hi!

Dr Maddison: Hi Rachel. (pause as he looks through Rachel's files) Take a seat.
Dr Maddison: I know that it is hard but you have to get rid of this addiction or you will die.
Rachel: Okay.
Rachel: After meeting Dr Maddison Medicine, I feel like I have to change. I don't want to die. I never thought drawing human-ish fish would be the death of me. Who would have known, right?
Rachel: But I feel kinda scared. (Rachel trembles) I just- I just can't imagine living without drawing human-ish fish people, you know. It is like my air, except, well, water...
Credits

Character    Actor
Rachel    Bruce Lee
Naninda    Bernie Sanders
Dr Maddison Medicine (young)    Kim Kardasian
Dr Maddison Medicine (old)   Shia LeBeouf
Narrator    Morgan Freeman
Stan Lee Cameo    Stan Lee

Directors
 Tommy Wiseau

Co-Director
Steven Spielberg

Producers
Rachel
Naninda

Photos Provided by Rachel and Naninda

Special Effects
Pre-Pubescent Justin Bieber
Stephen Hawking

Lightings
Barack Obama
Ashley Tisdale

Animators
Tim Burton
NARUTOOOOOOOO
SASUKEEEEEEEEE

Wardrobe and Make-up
Andy Warhol
Kim Jong Un

Songs
"Fish Outta Water"
Sung by: Susan Boyle
Written by: J.K. Rowling

"The Cods Belong to Iceland"
Sung by: Hunn Wai
Written by: Hunn Wai

"Smells Fishy"
Sung by: Kermit the Frog
Written by: Pepe

"Sea Me and Wave Goodbye"
Sung by: Glee Cast
Written by: Our Lord and Saviour Jesus Christ

Awards
Grammy Awards for Best Motion Picture - 2016
Grammy Awards for Best Animated Film - 2016
Premiered at the 2016 Cannes Film Festival
Oscar Awards for Best Actor (Shia Lebeouf as Dr Maddison Medicine) -2016

Special thanks to Naninda for editing the pictures and the initial idea.

Special thanks to Steve Jobs and Leonardo da Vinci for being there when we needed you most.
In loving memories of Harambe who would've been the same age as Rachel (1999 - 2016)

Empathy not Apathy

How will empathy benefit your school life and then your professional life?

Empathy is an important human value,

It is not something that can be taught to you.
You feel and understand,
And then you make a stand.
To help other people when they need it,
And then many opportunity you will meet.
People you help will help you back,
Many strong connections is never bad.
In school when you pull them forward,
They will push you on from then onwards.
You will feel better about yourself,
When you give a hand to someone else.
These strong bonds will go with you,
When you grow up and do what you do.
In a job where you know people,
Your opportunities will never wither.
But after all it's common sense,
To alway lend out helping hands.
Don't ever just watch and sit,
Lend a hand, don't be a dick.

Analogy Stories of Horror with Some Sort of Moral

Warning!! It gets darker!!

The Passionate Plug
The Brave Mouse
The Sad Clock
The Creative Candle
The Greedy Cup
The Hardworking Pencil

Bárá Bee and Le Moi Bee

Imagine this room: the window at the back is open. In front of the window there is a table with a vase, in which a fresh rose stands. A painting of flowers hangs on the opposite wall (at the whiteboard area). A bee flies into the room through the open window, straight to the painting and not the rose. Why?!?!?!

Well ladies and gentlemen, before we go on to explain why, let's introduce who.
And now, let's begin...
I hate all the characters they are so gross

Wednesday 21 September 2016

My Dream Room to Groom

My dream room right now is to have a whale-themed room. Mainly because I have always loved how fabulous whales look when they jump out of the water.
Hence here are some items I want in the room.

#1
A blue striped wall
It has a sailor feel to it.
#2
Wooden floor
It looks really calming and makes the other things stand out.
#3
THIS WHALE CARPET
It's so cute I have been telling everyone how much I want it but I have literally nowhere to put this in my house and I don't need it. But it's $15 and it's so cute I want it so much.
#4
Whale bed sheet
Because it is whale themed??????
#5
This.
Framed. On the wall.
#6
Lighting
Anyone because honestly, they all look cool. But I'm leaning more towards the jellyfishes.
#7
An anchor on the wall
Just because
#8
Whaleshelf
I need it most after the carpet.
#9
A nice room needs a seat
So you'd better sit down before you see the next image.
I can't believe this exists. It looks so fabulous but I hate that it is black. I'd rather a rusty looking light blue for the tail and a brown for the seat, just to match the colour scheme of the room.

#10
Last but not least...
If you don't want this... What is wrong with you?